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White Knight
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anevilgiraffe
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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| WK is just a man and no mortal man can truely understand the mind of Doc. Never take the commandments of WK as the word of Doc. Trust in your own faith, look within yourself to understand Doc's wishes. |
the First Frothers Schism!
Heretic! Burn the Tailors!
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McGobbo
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Doc 3:12 wrote: |
| Blessed are the swiss cheese wheels, for they art holy. The tailors can fuck right off though. |
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Woody
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Doc spelled backwards is Cod.
All Hail the great celestial frothing fish god!
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White Knight
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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| WK is just a man and no mortal man can truely understand the mind of Doc. Never take the commandments of WK as the word of Doc. Trust in your own faith, look within yourself to understand Doc's wishes. |
Seize that tailor!
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McGobbo
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| The Doc Prophesy by Derren Brown wrote: |
| It was about this time that high members of the ruling elite started to get "messages" from Doc and decided to take it upon themselves to form a version of the Spanish Inquisition. Many a member of the boards quaked in fear as they had never understood who "Doc" was or what his role in the world was. Texts found behind a sofa near an old pipe proved that they were just acting up. |
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Rev Nice
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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Know ye, that the time of ending is near.
Thy Doc shalt speak 3 times.
On the third announcement, the oceans shall boil and the blood of innocent and guilty alike shalt bubble and burst from their eyes and nostrils and ears and arses.
The lamb shalt devour the wolf and the Cybertronic Octopus Of Doom shalt devour them all.
Run! Run now! For the streets shalt be filled with gibbering things that lick your entrails and defecate within your brain.
And a dropship shalt come. And from that dropship shalt spill a thousand plump huge breasted Nazi Uberbitches with strap ons and they shall violate us most cruelly.
And verily, it shalt be goood!
And we shall weep with the shame of no shame for we shalt sup of depravity until we are swollen with the lustings of the foul and still go back for more.
And by the corner of the street, a little ferrety man shalt play the Ukulele in case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by. Turned out nice again.
And as the flesh eating acid jam pours from the heavens and strips the flesh from our bones, the rabid Alligator-Wolfmen shalt emerge from the public latrines and devour those bones in a crunchy, crunchy, most terrible way.
And in this way all shalt end when thy Doc has spoken the third pronouncement.
All these things have been revealed to me.
Be ye warned. The Time of Ending is here.
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McGobbo
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Derren Brown says you're acting up. Behave.
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anevilgiraffe
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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trust Rev to be the looney on the street corner with a sandwich board...
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Rev Nice
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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We don't see enough sandwich boards these days.
Just pricks with signs for golf shop sales.
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